lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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