The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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