I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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