Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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