How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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