I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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