So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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