I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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