I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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