Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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