I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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