Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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