didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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