I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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