Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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