Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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