Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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