There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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