I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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