i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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