well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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