We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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