love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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