it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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