Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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