You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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