I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
