I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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