Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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