I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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