My brain says no but my pants say off.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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