Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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