He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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