You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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