so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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