trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is it penis luge time yet?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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