3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
