This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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