I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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