Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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