apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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