So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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