Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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