Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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