we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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