Non-Jews are for practice
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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