How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
