Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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