My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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