If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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